Posted by
Brandon O'Neal Wright on Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:00:26 PM
Just when you think it cannot get any dumber, our beloved President comes to the rescue and proves to us that it can. That's right, the man who promised to give us change, cleaner air and lower taxes on the middle class has stooped to an all time low in the American political arena. What has Obama done, you ask, to get me all flustered? O.K, here it goes. He has planned to address grade school kids and speak to them on the issues of today. That's right, our President, the most powerful man in the world has decided that speaking to millions of grade school kids is more important than finalizing our new strategy in Afghanistan, more important than getting our economy back on track and even more important than keeping a muzzle on his incompetent vice president. I am sure that little Johnny and cute little Susie cannot wait to hear the latest updates on the Islamic Fascist resurgence in Northern Pakistan. I bet they are excited to rush home and tell their parents that the cash for clunkers program was a smashing hit, so much so that they federal government is planning to implement a similar program on your home appliances. What has happened here is pretty simple. The adults in this country, although to took way too long, have learned that there is nothing of value coming from Obama's mouth. Most well educated, hell even uneducated people in this country now see Obama for what he is, a pathetic socialist who is willing to do whatever is necessary to furhter his deomocracy killing ideas. I guess Obama should feel mighty powerful knowing that he will have the attention of millions of junior Americans who do not know the difference between Republican and Democrat and who still are forced to raise their hands before going to use the restroom. American adults can be brainwashed no more by this lunatic. Thankfully, however, little Johnny and Susie have used all of their hall passes this week and will have to be in their seats when Obama mania sweeps the grade schools. I do think it will be interesting to see if Obama is sporting that short little mustache that the guy from Germany used to wear. And maybe we can make all of the students wear those cute little armbands.